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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

One liners - 25

Why is the day that you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off?
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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn't concentrate.
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I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone.
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Cleaning mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
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Funny how they say we need to talk when they really mean you need to listen.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.