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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,187

One liners - 28

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness, is realising the other person was born an idiot.
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The only knowledge that can hurt you is the knowledge you don't have.
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Women should not have children after 35. Really ... 35 children are enough.
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One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast.
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If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's because I've already done it.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.