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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

One liners - 62

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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I don't think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking.
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I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
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Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that... 'This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purpose'
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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.