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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,230

One liners - 63

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
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Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
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A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
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It's ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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Jeremy Desmond

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Registered: 2022-08-22

Posts: 13

Re: One liners - 63

My wife and I had words yesterday. Though to be more precise, I had words and she had paragraphs.

I’m not saying my wife is bad at doing the housework but these days I have to wipe my feet on the front doormat every time I go out of the house.

My wife asked me for some peace and quiet while she cooked dinner, so I took the batteries out of the smoke detectors.