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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

One liners - 68

Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
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Why don't aliens visit our planet? Terrible ratings. One star.
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No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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Grandma's been staring through the window ever since it started to snow. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.