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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 69

My superpower is making people laugh. Which would be great if I was trying to be funny.
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I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
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My New Year's resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.
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Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
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My kids have been throwing Scrabble tiles at each other again. It's all fun and games until someone loses an i.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.