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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

One liners - 70

I always tell new hires, don't think of me as your boss, think of me as your friend who can fire you.
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I'm changing my name to 'Benefits' on Facebook. Next time someone adds me, It will say "you are now friends with Benefits."
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If you had friends like mine, you'd be the luckiest guy in the world!
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A garage sale is actually a Garbage sale but the "b" is silent.
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Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right?
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.