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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

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Why can't women read maps? Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a mile.
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I had my credit card stolen the other day but I didn't bother to report it because the thief spends less than my wife.
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Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious!
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Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
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I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.