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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,182

One liners - 84

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.
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My girlfriend isn't talking to me. She said I ruined her birthday. I'm not sure how. I didn't even know it was her birthday.
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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.
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Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.