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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

One liners - 87

My girlfriend broke up with me so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back.
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You're sweeter than 3.14
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When someone asks me if I'm seeing anyone, I automatically assume they're talking about a psychiatrist.
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can't see.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.