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#1 2022-10-02 00:45:26
- Jai Ganesh
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What do you call an academically successful slice of bread? An honor roll.
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You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?
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When you realize that waiting for the waiter makes you the waiter.
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We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
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Sorry I'm late! I was at home sitting down.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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