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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 95

Never tell a woman that her place is in the kitchen. That's where the knives are kept.
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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.
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Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock.
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If you put your left shoe on the wrong foot... it's on the right foot.
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Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.