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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 101

What's the most dangerous part of a motorcycle? The nut that connects the seat to the handlebar.
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By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.
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Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
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Did you hear about the 2 silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie!
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If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.