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My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
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Don't mess with old people, life imprisonment is not that much of a deterrent anymore.
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I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 2%.
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I need to start paying closer attention to stuff. Found out today my wife and I have separate names for the cat.
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My grandma always said "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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