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- Jai Ganesh
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us? Why do we have to do all the work?
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Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
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Loneliness is when a person always knows where all of his things are.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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