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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,384

One liners - 118

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
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A relationship without trust is like a phone without service. And what do you do with a phone without service? You play games.
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A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
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I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

John John

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From: Umuahia, Abia state, Nigeria

Registered: 2022-10-25

Posts: 24

Re: One liners - 118

Last edited by John John (2022-10-28 02:35:39)

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The golden rule in maths don't find x if you don't know where y is-jjc