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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 120

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves!
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There is no key to a woman's heart. There's only a password that changes regularly.
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I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
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As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way. I think to myself maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
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A female magician made her boyfriend vanish. How? By asking for a commitment.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.