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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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I work to buy a car to go to work.
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If Mayans could predict the future, why didn't they predict their extinction?
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The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
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Up until I bought this bag of chips I thought the air was free.
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Tim bought 2 goldfish and named them 1 and 2. If 1 died, he'll still have 2.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.