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If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup technically a smoothie?
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Two cheese trucks ran into each other. De brie was everywhere.
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Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins.
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I just hired a private investigator to find out what I do all day.
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My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words... "Lazy."
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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