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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.
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As I watched the dog chasing his tail I thought "Dogs are easily amused", then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail.
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We live in an age where mentioning you read a book seems a little bit like you're showing off.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.