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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

One liners - 136

I like to finish other people's sentences because... my version is better.
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I had a job selling security alarms door to door and I was really good at it. If no one was home I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
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Alzheimer's can't be that bad. You get to meet new people everyday.
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.