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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,190

One liners - 143

If you run in front of a car you'll get tired, but if you run behind the car you'll get exhausted.
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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I'm already visualising the duct tape across your mouth.
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What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum - you can't beat it!
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Heard about the pilot who decided to cook whilst flying? It was a recipe for disaster.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.