Math Is Fun Forum

Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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Hello everyone, welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I see a lot of new faces here tonight.
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I have one of those unlimited cell phone plans. There's no limit to how much they can charge me.
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My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not.
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I'm drawn toward women who are beautiful when they are angry because once we start dating that's how they'll look 90% of the time.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.