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- Jai Ganesh
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The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.
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If we get rid of all the margarine the world will be a butter place.
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A female magician made her boyfriend vanish. How? By asking for a commitment.
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As I watched the dog chasing his tail I thought "Dogs are easily amused", then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail.
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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