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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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I like to hold hands at the movies... which always seems to startle strangers.
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What did the paper say to the pencil? You've got a good point!
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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now when I get my electric bill, I am afraid of the light.
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The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.
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Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.