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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 162

Anyone who wanted to sell fish had to get permission from grandpa. He was known as the cod father.
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Instead of comparing yourself to your peers, change it up and compare yourself to rocks. I am doing pretty good for a rock.
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My obese parrot died. It was a real weight off of my shoulder.
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I like the way your medication thinks.
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The end of a relationship isn't the worst thing. It's worse when it doesn't end after the end.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.