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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

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My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
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Just tell me when and where and I'll be there 20 minutes late.
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They used to time me with a stopwatch... now they use a calendar.
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My son came home as I was taking his door off its hinges and asked: "Dad what are you doing?" I said, "We've updated our privacy policy."
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.