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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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I'm the type of person who tries to fall back asleep in the morning, just to finish a dream.
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I thought I understood the meaning of "When Pigs Fly" but then... the swine flu.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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He's as sharp as a bowling ball.
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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.