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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

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It takes patience to listen.. it takes skill to pretend you're listening.
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My obese parrot died. It was a real weight off of my shoulder.
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The look in my wife's eyes when she left for Target makes me think she is going to try and save the economy in one trip.
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I like the way your medication thinks.
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I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.