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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

One liners - 186

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't!
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I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
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"Tired" isn't even a temporary state for me anymore it's more like a part of my personality at this point.
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It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again".
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.