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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

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I once meet an honest, caring, politician that listened when I spoke and tried to help the country. Then I woke up.
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Can a woman make you a Millionaire? Yes, if you're a Billionaire.
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I work out almost every day. Friday I almost worked out, Saturday I almost worked out, Sunday I almost worked out...
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Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.
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If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.