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#1 2023-01-09 14:20:32

Jai Ganesh
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One liners - 193

Good morning to everyone except people who call to make sure you got their email (like 30 seconds after you got it).
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A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
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My son came home as I was taking his door off its hinges and asked: "Dad what are you doing?" I said, "We've updated our privacy policy."
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Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
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Some people think that their life experience compensates for their lack of brain.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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