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#1 2023-01-17 02:11:17

ganesh
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One liners - 200

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
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It's strange that, despite all the warnings, I've never seen a tombstone that read: "Died from not forwarding that e-mail to 10 people."
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Burglar gently waking me... "you live like this?"
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Marriage is all about compromise. For example, today I agreed to never sit in certain chairs in exchange for one chair I can sleep in.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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