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#1 2023-01-17 22:18:09

ganesh
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One liners - 201

Fat Penguin. Excuse me?! I just wanted to say something that breaks the ice...
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Only after getting married you realise that those husband-wife jokes were not just jokes.
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Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
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A girl in a restaurant asked me "Are you single?". I happily replied "Yes". She took away the extra chair in front of me.
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"You can't sleep either?" Says a voice from under your bed.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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