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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Remember when "It's complicated" was a relationship status, not a gender?
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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? "Oh sheet!"
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Best math book never written: "High School Math" by Cal Q. Luss.
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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off.
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He: So then, what's your sign? She: Dollar.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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