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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

One liners - 208

My boss just said to me "You've been late five days this week... Do you know what that means?" I certainly do - it's FRIDAY!
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What is the thinnest book in the world? "What Men Know About Women".
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Why did the scarecrow win the competition? He was 'outstanding' in his field!
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Kids, stay in school and get a good degree so you can spend 40% of your life on conference calls.
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Pay no attention to the elephant in the room: it's ir-elephant.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.