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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

One liners - 211

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
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When is a retiree's bedtime? Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
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Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
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I wish conversations were like user agreements where I could skip to the end and just agree.
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What has four legs but can't walk? A chair.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.