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#1 2023-01-31 00:26:28

Jai Ganesh
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One liners - 213

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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What do you call a fish with no eye? FSH
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Sorry I'm late. I was trying to think of ways to get out of this.
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Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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