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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 218

What is the longest website domain name? smiles.com because there is a "mile" between the s's!
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I find it very offensive when people get easily offended.
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When I grow up, I'm going to make my kids watch the movie "2012" and tell them I survived that.
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What did the light bulb say to the switch? "You turn me on."
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My Sister was crying so I asked her if she was having a cry-sis.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

Agnishom

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Registered: 2011-01-29

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Re: One liners - 218

I can't seem to load smiles.com

Does it work for you?

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'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,421

Re: One liners - 218

I can't seem to load smiles.com

Does it work for you?

Not for me too!

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.