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#1 2023-02-18 01:19:23

Jai Ganesh
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One liners - 230

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta!
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If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
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I get plenty of exercise - jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
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I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.
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What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year's Eve? He got 12 months!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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