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#1 2023-02-23 00:05:02

Jai Ganesh
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One liners - 233

What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!
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Everyone has their own path, fortunately mine leads to the liquor store.
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Life isn't about winning and losing. It's about wishing you would have won and wondering why you lost.
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I threw a boomerang many years ago. I now live in constant fear.
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: It had no body to dance with!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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