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#1 2023-02-25 21:22:23

Jai Ganesh
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One liners - 235

Why did the coach go back to the bank? To get his quarterback!
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What does Jeff Bezos do every night before bed? He puts his pajamazon.
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Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
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There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you.
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Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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