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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,246

One liners - 240

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
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Fathers Day is just like Mothers Day, only you don't spend as much.
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Signwriters have their work cut out, don't they?
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Believe it or not, but when you're living alone a clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
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The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.