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#1 2023-03-30 22:45:32

Jai Ganesh
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What did the vegan say? I made a big missed steak.
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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!
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He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged.
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How many retirees to change a light bulb? Only one, but it might take all day.
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I could be a morning person. If morning started around noon.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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