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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Every function without you will always be void of love.
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When I first started dating my wife she asked me what some of my dreams were. I told her one was about a T-Rex who didn't get a job because he couldn't tie a tie. She meant goals.
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If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on facebook!
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What do you call your sister if she only has one leg? Eileen.
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As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me, with tears in his eyes and said, "You know, one would have been enough."
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.