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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,424

One liners - 262

I had prepared for a battle of wits but I see you came unarmed.
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Do you need space? Join NASA!
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Before I buy a leaf blower I want to make sure I understand the rules. We just blow the leaves at each other's houses, right?
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I always wanted to learn to procrastinate... just never got around to it.
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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.