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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,424

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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed looked.
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How did two oceans or seas become friends? Because they kept waving at each other.
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Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory today. I hope there's no pop quiz.
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My doctor told me you 'll be alive only for 24 hours! When I wanted to leave him he told me: "Excuse me I had forgotten to tell you that yesterday."
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If I ever find out the name of the surgeon that screwed up my limb transplant, I'll kill him... with my bear hands.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.