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#1 2023-04-13 16:34:49

Jai Ganesh
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One liners - 273

If I get interviewed by a police sketch artists, my only goal will be to see how far I get before he realizes I'm making him draw a pirate.
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I saw a man yesterday who was so bald I could see what he was thinking.
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What did the lacrosse stick say to the ball? "Catch ya later!"
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Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
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Just had a date with a woman who welds for a living and oh my, were the sparks flying.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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