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#1 2023-04-19 18:29:12

Jai Ganesh
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One liners - 279

Why is it not good to play tennis in a court? Because you might get arrested.
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Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
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Nothing says I love you like divorce papers.
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A cop accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He learned to never book a judge by their cover.
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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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