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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,171

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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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What is the true purpose of Valentine's Day? To remind single people they are single.
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The Best way to get back on your feet is to miss a couple of car payments!
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I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
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My mind's made up, don't confuse me with facts.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.